Men are HARD to please

If u treat him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u dress nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u agrue with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep quiet, he says have no BRAINS.

If u are smarter than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't LOVE him;
If u do!!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your problem, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u scold him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he scold him, it is because he CARES for u.

If u break your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he break his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u smoke, u are BAD girl;
If he smokes, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u hurt him, u are CRUEL;
If he hurt u, u are too SENSITIVE!!!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
(omg, am i defining myself? XD)